A 21st-Century Wordsmith

I wrote a limerick today. Thank you in advance for your praise.A protocol that carries your speechthe where, you might ask, is in reachover ethernet lineeither failing or fineWhen the former occurs, I screechAlso, anticipating your ravenous hunger for these literary morsels, I’ve prepared another one.Back up your files to the cloudA place you can overcrowdWhen you run out of spaceHave your charge card in placeMonetary allegiance vowedThank you, thank you. *mid-range bow* The kind words of my adoring fans are what truly make these struggles worth it.