Relaxing, Short-form Poetry About Information Technology

I wrote some very serious poetry about IT in multiple styles. I am an exceptionally titled and renowned sonneteer, so you aren’t allowed to poke fun at my work. Don’t do it. I’ll find out.Haiku – “It happened again”Can’t log in todayPassword changed, reset it nowThank you very muchMagic 9 – “Bad news! In the server room”Servers abound, they sit in the rackWith nary a care in the worldUntil the day one generates flakCausing undue strife amid peaceAdmin arrives, poised to attackPhillips head driver made readyA thrust, a swipe, a rend, a hackThe blight panacea deftly unfurledTroublesome beast returned to the stackShadorma – “Slippage”I clicked itHe says without pauseA bad linkFilled with strifeflood of bits to parts unknownPrecious data goneGogyohka – “Love is a four letter word (also a four word phrase)”The golden phraseA distinct, audible ambrosiaBeloved by the chosenVilified by the tarnishedYes I rebooted itTune in next month for my much-anticipated ASMR video.