Wifi Names

Drafted from the PERCH:

This is a Silly Blog about my favorite WiFI network names. We’ve all seen Xfinity Wifi networks and ATT564564 broadcasts, and of course, the revolutionary “John Doe Home Network.” SO BORING! At BOAC, our office network is slightly creative – we stream from the “PERCH”. But I want drama. Or at least, I want a laugh.

From the comfort of my own kitchen, I pick up neighboring WiFi signals. My favorite of these is “Abraham Linksys.” Even now, I’m chuckling. “WuTang LAN,” which I believe is across the street, is another good one.

I’ve seen “LAN of Steel” out in the world. I hope his guest network is “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN”

 “Hz WAN IP”  😑

“NachoWifi” (okay fine, it’s old and tired, but I do love nachos, and so I highly enjoy this network name)

“Caught in a LANslide”

Heard enough? How about a couple more?

“Stay in your LAN” or “Turn Down for WAN” offer great eyerolls.

In related news, Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.